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Re: Funny but true sayings

#31 Post by Graps » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:01 pm

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton, how she is doing.
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Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#32 Post by Graps » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:45 am

Everything men understand about women:
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#33 Post by Graps » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:45 pm

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is clear to the boan.
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Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#34 Post by Shadowhntr » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:24 am

I don't recognize the face....but the breath is familiar.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#35 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:47 am

Youth is waisted on young people.
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Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#36 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:06 am

Some people are educated beyond there own intelligence.
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Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#37 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:09 am

Nothing is more accurate than 20 / 20 hindsite.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#38 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:12 am

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#39 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:14 am

You can't make anything fool proof because fool's are so ingenious.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#40 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:18 am

There's no better seasoning than hunger.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#41 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:21 am

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#42 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:45 pm

There's too much month left after the end of the money.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#43 Post by Graps » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:03 pm

I stopped overthinking when I realized That I'm not really that smart.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#44 Post by Graps » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:07 pm

Oh great, now the voices in my head have learned sign language.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#45 Post by Graps » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:15 pm

The two happiest days of a boat owners life are, the day they buy a boat and the day they sell it.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong direction.
Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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