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Re: Funny but true sayings

#31 Post by Graps » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:01 pm

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton, how she is doing.
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Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows. Matthew 10:31
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#32 Post by Graps » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:45 am

Everything men understand about women:
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#33 Post by Graps » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:45 pm

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is clear to the boan.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#34 Post by Shadowhntr » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:24 am

I don't recognize the face....but the breath is familiar.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#35 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:47 am

Youth is waisted on young people.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#36 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:06 am

Some people are educated beyond there own intelligence.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#37 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:09 am

Nothing is more accurate than 20 / 20 hindsite.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#38 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:12 am

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#39 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:14 am

You can't make anything fool proof because fool's are so ingenious.
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#40 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:18 am

There's no better seasoning than hunger.
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#41 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:21 am

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#42 Post by Graps » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:45 pm

There's too much month left after the end of the money.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#43 Post by Graps » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:03 pm

I stopped overthinking when I realized That I'm not really that smart.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#44 Post by Graps » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:07 pm

Oh great, now the voices in my head have learned sign language.
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Re: Funny but true sayings

#45 Post by Graps » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:15 pm

The two happiest days of a boat owners life are, the day they buy a boat and the day they sell it.
Four out of five Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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