Funny but true sayings

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Re: Funny but true sayings

#16 Post by stumper »

Bourbon makes everything better.
Nothing clears a troubled mind like shooting a bow.

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#17 Post by Graps »

There is a big difference between a beef patty and a cow patty
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#18 Post by Graps »

To err is human.
To really get things messed up, use a smart phone.
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#19 Post by Graps »

There's no better cruse control than a cop car in your rear view mirror.
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#20 Post by Graps »

It's not how you pick your nose that counts, it's where you put the booger.
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#21 Post by Graps »

Drinkin's no sin
And drinkin's no crime
If you have only one drink
Just one at a time.
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#22 Post by Shadowhntr »

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friends nose
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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#23 Post by Graps »

When having a campfire, it's all fun and games, until someone looses there wiener. :shock:
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#24 Post by Shadowhntr »

I lost my gum in the chicken yard and thought I found it 3 times...
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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#25 Post by Longtrad »

Insomnia: a contagious disease often passed from children to parents.

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