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Funny but true sayings

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Tell us the funny but true sayings that you have heard.
Example; Don't drunk down stream from the cattle. :shock:
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"I was born at night, but not last night"
Aim small, miss small!

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Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you come to the end, The faster it goes...
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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I run like the winded.
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If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don't eat them. There not chocolate.
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll?
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If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?
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#10 Post by Graps »

A naked man crossing a barbed wire fence, is very careful.
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