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Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:01 pm
by Graps
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton, how she is doing.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:45 am
by Graps
Everything men understand about women:
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Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:45 pm
by Graps
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is clear to the boan.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:24 am
by Shadowhntr
I don't recognize the face....but the breath is familiar.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:47 am
by Graps
Youth is waisted on young people.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:06 am
by Graps
Some people are educated beyond there own intelligence.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:09 am
by Graps
Nothing is more accurate than 20 / 20 hindsite.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:12 am
by Graps
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:14 am
by Graps
You can't make anything fool proof because fool's are so ingenious.

Re: Funny but true sayings

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:18 am
by Graps
There's no better seasoning than hunger.