Funny but true sayings

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Re: Funny but true sayings

#31 Post by Graps »

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton, how she is doing.
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Everything men understand about women:
_____________ ________ ___ __________ _____ and _______.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is clear to the boan.
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#34 Post by Shadowhntr »

I don't recognize the face....but the breath is familiar.
The element of surprise can never be replaced by persistence.

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Youth is waisted on young people.
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Some people are educated beyond there own intelligence.
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Nothing is more accurate than 20 / 20 hindsite.
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The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
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You can't make anything fool proof because fool's are so ingenious.
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#40 Post by Graps »

There's no better seasoning than hunger.
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