Funny but true sayings

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Re: Funny but true sayings

#41 Post by Graps »

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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There's too much month left after the end of the money.
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I stopped overthinking when I realized That I'm not really that smart.
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Oh great, now the voices in my head have learned sign language.
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The two happiest days of a boat owners life are, the day they buy a boat and the day they sell it.
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Boat: a hole in the water you throw money into.
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#47 Post by Graps »

Now when I nod my head, hit it. :shock:
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It takes me all day to do what I used to do all day.
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He is a legend in his own mind.
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#50 Post by Graps »

He may not be very good, but he is slow.
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