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Re: Funny but true sayings

#91 Post by Graps »

Ever notice that bald men with beards look like there head is on upside down?
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My car is a Rolls Kinhardly.
It Rolls down one hill and Kinhardly get up the next.
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My last car had Manual Cruse Control and Anti Stop Breaks.
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#94 Post by Graps »

I have mixed drinks about feelings. :roll:
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. :shock:
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#96 Post by Graps »

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. :shock:
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#97 Post by Captainkirk »

Graps wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 5:33 pm Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wait.... :shock:
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#98 Post by Lowcountry »

I was told once that the reason divorces are so expensive is because - They're worth it!

I've been married 24 years so I wouldn't know, but still thought it was funny.

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#99 Post by Graps »

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. :shock:
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