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Re: Funny but true sayings

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot do.
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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodby.
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Does this shirt make me look bald?
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I think my "I" phone is broken, I pushed the home button and I'm still at work.
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"User name or password incorrect"
Well at least tell me which one it is.
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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people that stress you out?
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Some people just need a high five,.... with a chair,.... in the face.
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Live, laugh, love and of that doesn't work.....
Load, aim, fire......
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Remember, if you cant say something nice,.....
Say something funny.
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