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Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 7:00 pm
by Captainkirk
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I would say,"I'm fine".

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 3:01 am
by Shadowhntr
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 4:17 pm
by Greg Felty
Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. “What if we get lost?” says one of them. “Fire three shots up in the air, every hour on the hour” says the other. “I saw it on TV.” Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three shots up into the air every hour on the hour. The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger. “Did you do what I said?” asked the hunter. “Yes, I fired three shots up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows.” :shock:

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 5:05 pm
by Graps
:roll:

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 7:44 pm
by Captainkirk
:shock:

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:48 pm
by Graps

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:19 am
by Grizzly
Stumper's beautiful refinishing job made me think of camo. I didn't want to get off his topic, so I came here instead.

Here's a funny about camo. Years ago, I decided to hunt does with a handgun when it became legal in Illinois. I bought a stainless steel Ruger single action .44 mag. Hunter model and then sprayed it with a couple of colors from those little cans you used to buy that claimed they were easy to remove. When I showed up at the local gunsmith's place one day I showed him my handiwork, that now was covered with an all flat, non reflective sort of camo look. I was pretty pleased with my self and the new non-reflective covering.

Again, I got that look, as he told me that was the ugliest gun he ever saw. He said what's wrong with something reflecting a little light? You see it all the time in nature. He then said, What. Do you think, that a deer would look up in a tree, see a stainless steel handgun and scream out to the others, "look out, he's got a gun"!!

When I finally sold it 30 years later, I think I may have gotten all of it off. I think the scope still had a touch of it here and there.

I think the hunting community has gone camo crazy. We're like sunfish. You can feed us anything and we'll bite. Some of my most enjoyable hunts were in jeans and wool, with my jungle hat and boots, along with my old boy scout poncho to sit on and a knife and compass. Then, either my recurve I'd just bought new in 1969 with a few Bear arrows in a Kwickee Kwiver or my Ithica Pump and a few shells in my pocket. Of coarse having Dad with me made them even more special.

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:19 am
by Captainkirk
DON'T ERASE THE LINE!

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:45 am
by Graps
That chicken must be a Liberal......🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

Re: Jokes/Humor

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:45 am
by Carpdaddy
:ugeek: