Funny but true sayings

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Re: Funny but true sayings

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"User name or password incorrect"
Well at least tell me which one it is.
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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people that stress you out?
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Some people just need a high five,.... with a chair,.... in the face.
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Live, laugh, love and of that doesn't work.....
Load, aim, fire......
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Remember, if you cant say something nice,.....
Say something funny.
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She may not be Wonder Woman, but she can do things that will make you wonder.
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I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
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#83 Post by Lowcountry »

I'm trying to figure out why this thread is under "Trail Cam Pics" -

Oh well - there are some really good ones on here. My favorite is "Bourbon makes everything better."

My contribution is - "If you are going to be dumb, you better be tough."

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#84 Post by Jose »

If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?

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#85 Post by Lowcountry »

A work related funny -

"They told me to dress for the job I want,not the job I have, so I went in to work in shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops.

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