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Graps · #111 Post by **Graps** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:19 pm

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

Graps · #112 Post by **Graps** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:04 pm

Calling me fat is not an insult, it's a statement.

#113 Post by **Captainkirk** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:58 am

There are no dumb questions, with the exception of the one you just asked...

Graps · #114 Post by **Graps** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:03 am

Hiring that guy was like loosing three good men.

Graps · #115 Post by **Graps** » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:05 am

Tonto said after being on a three day drunk.
Me see train, follow track; gone long time.

#116 Post by **Carpdaddy** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:14 am

Useless as tits on a Boar Hog.

Graps · #117 Post by **Graps** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:31 pm

Slicker n deer guts on a door knob.

Hill billy · #118 Post by **Hill billy** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:06 pm

The ticks are so thick where i hunt they will jump 10 feet to reach you and if they cant reach you they will throw a handful of chiggers on you.

#119 Post by **Carpdaddy** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:00 pm

Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.

jd-xlt · #120 Post by **jd-xlt** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:33 am

nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs

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