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Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:19 pm
by Graps
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:04 pm
by Graps
Calling me fat is not an insult, it's a statement.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:58 am
by Captainkirk
There are no dumb questions, with the exception of the one you just asked...

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:03 am
by Graps
Hiring that guy was like loosing three good men.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:05 am
by Graps
Tonto said after being on a three day drunk.
Me see train, follow track; gone long time.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:14 am
by Carpdaddy
Useless as tits on a Boar Hog.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:31 pm
by Graps
Slicker n deer guts on a door knob.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:06 pm
by Hill billy
The ticks are so thick where i hunt they will jump 10 feet to reach you and if they cant reach you they will throw a handful of chiggers on you.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:00 pm
by Carpdaddy
Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.

Re: Sassy sayings

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:33 am
by jd-xlt
nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs