Fractured archery definitions

[Graps]

OK , this thread will be for archery definitions that are incorrect but make sense and are funny . I want to laugh at what comes up and I want better than I can do
Can you beat Graps ?
Here is an example of what I am talking about .
Is an anchor point a geographical location ?
Is a knocking point on a door ?
I am going to post on this as well and I hope to see Larry post some too .
I know Captiankurk should be able to do something .
Let's get er going !

[Graps]

A Flemish twist is a dance step .

[Graps]

OK , here's the rules . If you are here you gotta post . No just looking , you don't have to do a definition , just stay hi or that's stupid or funny . Anything , you can do it

Let's see this thread hit three pages by this Friday .

[Captainkirk]

Is "going out on a limb" what your string does?
If you shoot an arrow, and your dog brings it back, is he playing "fletch"?
If a girl lays your Bear Kodiak across her head, does she have a "bow in her hair"?
There's a new low-calorie drink out for archers...it's called "Tab"...
There is also a new movie out about a black Robin Hood..."Shaft"....
To get good luck on your hunt, simply "nock on wood" (get it?)

[Graps]

Archers paradox is a place where two bow fishermen can shoot from .

[Captainkirk]

Why is there only one cock feather but two hen feathers?????
If you are going thru archery withdrawals are you "strung out"?
Why, exactly, is it called a "quiver"?
If a hunting point is called a broadhead, why is a target point called a field point instead of a skinny-head? Are you supposed to hunt fields with a field point?
Why is a small game head called a judo point? Don't they know karate?
Is "Archer's Paradox" a brace of mallards owned by a bowhunter? (think about that one a minute)

[Captainkirk]

Q: What do you call an archer that doesn't know his *** from a hole in the ground?
A: Bow-diddly

[Captainkirk]

If you give up bowhunting, did you see the "arrow of your ways"?

[Captainkirk]

Why is it called "shooting off the shelf" when clearly, the arrow is ON the shelf?

[Captainkirk]

Howard Hill once shot an elephant in his pajamas. How an elephant got into his pajamas, we'll never know.