Funny but true sayings

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Graps · #1 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:54 am

Tell us the funny but true sayings that you have heard.
Example; Don't drunk down stream from the cattle.

#2 Post by **Captainkirk** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:22 pm

"I was born at night, but not last night"

Graps · #3 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:04 pm

Never kick a cow patty on a hot day

Graps · #4 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:50 pm

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

Shadowhntr · #5 Post by **Shadowhntr** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:58 pm

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you come to the end, The faster it goes...

Graps · #6 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:04 pm

I run like the winded.

Graps · #7 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:08 pm

If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don't eat them. There not chocolate.

Graps · #8 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:10 pm

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll?

Graps · #9 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:12 pm

If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

Graps · #10 Post by **Graps** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:15 pm

A naked man crossing a barbed wire fence, is very careful.

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